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  • lbaxter80

    Today, I salute you, Mr. Eat Every Disney Snack. You don’t care about the Turkey Leg grease dripping down your chin and staining your Mickey T-Shirt. It’s 85 degrees outside and 90% humidity; so gobble down that Mickey Ice Cream Bar that’s barely hanging onto the Popsicle stick. Smear that chocolate across your cheek. It’s worth it, buddy. Already stuffed from the Crystal Palace buffet? Peh! Get that tub of popcorn, and SNACK ON! Calories? What are those?! Today, I salute you, Mr. Eat Every Disney Snack!

  • lbaxter80

    Tooting my own horn, I was that guy last trip: carried our sleeping infant daughter, our sleeping 3 year old daughter, collapsed stroller, and loaded-down diaper bag off the bus, while my wife carried our 6 year old son and purchased goodies. Late nights in the park means sore arms and backs in the morning. 🙂

  • Ashley Metz

    Ouch! It hurts when that happens! Great salute Kymberli!

  • Ashley Metz

    Holy moly! How do they do it? Great Salute E-ticket-lizabeth!

  • Ashley Metz

    Oh my goodness, Herman! I HATE line hoppers! Great salute!!!!

  • E-ticket-lizabeth

    Today I salute you, Mr. I’ll Carry My Toddler Even Though I’m Exhausted Too and This Kid is HUGE. We see you in line for the ferry boat, with one toddler draped over your arms and your “big kid” sitting on your feet, hugging your legs. You’ve done the Park, you’ve seen the fireworks, and now it’s time to go to bed, and the only way you can get there is by carrying your youngest. Today I salute you, Mr. I’ll Carry My Toddler.

  • Herman Goodman III

    Today I salute you Mr. I’m Too Good To Stand In Line. No worries. Everyone who has been patiently standing in line knows how Very Important you are. We don’t mind one bit the you jump into the front of the line, after all we are just ordinary people. Today I salute you Mr. I’m Too Good To Stand In Line.

  • Kymberli Freeman

    Today I salute you Mr. Steam Roller Stroller Driver. Don’t worry, ankles are replaceable right? How about shins? Or feet? It’s okay, as long as you get to the attractions that are calling your name, everyone else’s lower extremities are merely collateral damage. Your miniature snowplow has thirty adorable pounds of ballast, and you know how to use it. Today I salute you, Mr. Steam Roller Stroller Driver.

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